Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Chaos
Look, I’ve been in this marketing game since the late ’90s. That’s, what, 25 years? And let me tell you, I’ve seen it all. The rise of SEO, the fall of SEO, the rise of social media, the fall of social media, the rise of… well, you get the picture. I’m Linda, by the way. Linda Harper. Senior editor at some big publications, consultant, speaker, and, frankly, a bit of a hot mess.
I’m not here to give you some polished, comprehensive guide to marketing. Honestly, who needs that? There are a million of those already. No, I’m here to tell you the truth. The ugly, messy, beautiful truth about marketing. And it all starts with a little confession…
I Hate the Word ‘Brand’
There. I said it. I hate it. It’s overused, it’s meaningless, and honestly, it’s kinda pretentious. I mean, what does ‘brand’ even mean anymore? It’s not just a logo or a color scheme. It’s not just your ‘voice’ or your ‘tone’. It’s all of that and none of that. It’s the feeling you get when you think about a company. It’s the story they tell. It’s the promise they make. And it’s the committment they have to keeping that promise.
But here’s the thing: most companies don’t keep that promise. They say they’re gonna do one thing, and then they do something completely different. And that’s why I hate the word ‘brand’. Because it’s become a buzzword for ‘we’re gonna say whatever we want to say to get you to buy our stuff’.
My Friend Marcus and the Great SEO Scam of 2017
So, about three months ago, I’m having coffee with Marcus. Let’s call him Marcus because, well, that’s his name. And he’s telling me about this new SEO company he’s working with. They’re gonna ‘revolutionize’ his website, ‘transform’ his online presence, ‘amplify’ his voice. Blah, blah, blah.
I asked him, ‘Marcus, what exactly are they gonna do?’ And he’s like, ‘I’m not sure, but they said they’re gonna get me to the top of Google.’ Which… yeah. Fair enough. But here’s the thing: they didn’t. They couldn’t. Because SEO isn’t some magic wand you wave to get to the top. It’s a long, complicated process that involves a lot of hard work and a little bit of luck.
And that’s the thing about marketing. It’s not magic. It’s not a trick. It’s not a game you can win with some secret formula. It’s hard work. It’s trial and error. It’s failure. It’s succesfully navigating the chaos.
Social Media: The Great Illusion
Oh, social media. Where do I even start? I’ve seen companies spend thousands, no, tens of thousands of dollars on social media campaigns that go nowhere. Why? Because they think it’s gonna be easy. They think they can just post a few times a day, throw in a hashtag or two, and boom, instant success.
Newsflash: it doesn’t work like that. Social media is a marathon, not a sprint. It’s about building relationships, not just shouting into the void. It’s about providing value, not just selling stuff. And it’s about being real, not just putting on a show.
I remember this one time, I was at a conference in Austin. And this speaker, let’s call her Dave, was talking about social media. And she said something that stuck with me. She said, ‘Social media is like a cocktail party. You wouldn’t walk into a cocktail party and start shouting about how great you are. You’d mingle, you’d listen, you’d share stories. You’d be a human being.’ And that’s the thing about social media. It’s not about being a brand. It’s about being a person.
A Tangent: The Time I Tried to Sell Vacuums
Okay, so this is kinda off topic, but whatever. About 10 years ago, I was working for this company that sold vacuums. And they wanted me to ‘revolutionize’ their marketing. So, I did what any sane person would do. I went out and bought a vacuum. And I used it. And I hated it. It was heavy, it was loud, and it didn’t work very well. But I had to sell it. So, I wrote this ad. And it was honest. It was real. It was me saying, ‘Look, this vacuum isn’t perfect. But it’s better than nothing. And it’s better than a lot of other vacuums out there.’ And you know what? It worked. People bought it. Because I was honest. Because I was real.
And that’s the thing about marketing. It’s not about lying. It’s not about tricking people. It’s about being honest. It’s about being real. It’s about being human.
The One Thing You Need to Know About Marketing
So, what’s the one thing you need to know about marketing? It’s simple. It’s not about you. It’s about them. It’s about your customers. It’s about your audience. It’s about the people you’re trying to reach. And if you forget that, you’ve already lost.
I mean, look at it this way. When you’re talking to someone, you’re not thinking about yourself, right? You’re thinking about them. You’re thinking about what they want to hear. You’re thinking about what they need to know. You’re thinking about how you can help them. And that’s what marketing is. It’s a conversation. It’s a relationship. It’s a connection.
And if you can remember that, you’re already ahead of the game. Because most companies forget that. They’re so busy talking about themselves that they forget to listen. They forget to care. They forget to be human.
So, here’s my advice. Talk to your customers. Listen to them. Care about them. Be human. And if you can do that, you’ll be a better marketer than 90% of the people out there.
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Anyway, that’s it. That’s my take on marketing. It’s messy, it’s complicated, and it’s not for the faint of heart. But it’s also exciting, it’s rewarding, and it’s a hell of a lot of fun. So, get out there and do it. And for the love of God, be human.
About the Author: Linda Harper is a senior editor with over 20 years of experience in the marketing industry. She’s worked with some of the biggest names in the business, and she’s not afraid to tell it like it is. When she’s not writing or editing, she can be found drinking coffee, complaining about SEO, and trying to convince her cats that she’s the boss.
